I bought a ticket to the world.
feministdisney:

queerhairyvag:

so tragic and beautiful all at once *creys*

one of those things that actually make me laugh outloud

feministdisney:

queerhairyvag:

so tragic and beautiful all at once *creys*

one of those things that actually make me laugh outloud

pantsareunwelcome:

YES
me (surprised): omg
me (amused): omg
me (angry): omg
me (sad): omg
me (nostalgic): omg
me (annoyed): omg
me (scared): omg
OMG SO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE

OMG SO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE

Today I taught Mormon missionaries about YOLO. I felt accomplished.

Someone in my anthro class started a google doc for the entire class. We can all add to the study guide for the midterm.

Bonnie is an evil genius who told me to mess with the students in my class. 

Since anyone can access and change the doc, Bonnie told me to pretend to be Voldemort. So when we saw someone highlighting a passage in the document, I wrote under that paragraph: THIS IS TOM RIDDLE.

It was HILARIOUS.

The person responded with :O.

I’m going to do it again tomorrow when errbody is last-minute studying. Then there will be more people on and so more of them will hopefully get scared.

me: i'll do it at 7PM
time: 7:02PM
me: oops too late gotta wait till 8 now

I GOT THE INTERNSHIP WHO WHO

me: why am i so funny
me: i don't know
me: *laughs*
me: *sighs*